Story - 'Gold Mercedes'
JASON KNOTT
FADE IN:
INT. LOW-RENT SEASIDE COFFEE SHOP – DAY
Bad musak, ambient clatter of crockery, the susurration of conversation. HARRY CARTER, 45, handsome, these days just a little south of cool. His mate, MIKE SWANN, 43, one of life's duckers and divers, could sell someone a headache, types mechanically on his phone.
HARRY
OK. Come on.
INT. GOLD MERCEDES — DAY
HARRY
What we need is the Jagger gang.
MIKE
This is why you don't have friends, isn't it?
(into his phone)
Yeah, of course, no worries. We've got 'em. Meet you there in a bit.
XT. SEASIDE PROMENADE – DAY
HARRY and MIKE lean up against the bonnet of the car, saying nothing.
EXT. SEASIDE PROMENADE BENCH – DAY
Surf hisses beyond the sea wall. Gulls laugh, and fight for scraps.
HARRY
How long?
MIKE
The eternal question!
HARRY
No. I.-
MIKE
Sharp suit, posh car. A man could go anywhere.
HARRY
Right. But there's no way what you're wearing is a proper suit. And the car's mine.
INT. GOLD MERCEDES – DAY
HARRY
You sure this is the place?
MIKE
What the man said.
EXT. RUINED CAR PARK – DAY
HARRY
Okaayy. Ruined concrete dystopia, check. Probable violent death at the diseased hands of killer zombie gangs roaming the nightmare abyss looking for easy meat... check.
INT. GOLD MERCEDES – LATER
HARRY
Let's walk.
EXT. BEACH – DAY
Endless sands punctuated by bleak edifices.
MIKE
Said he was coming.
HARRY
Screw it.
MIKE
Makes you think, though, yeah?
HARRY
Sure. Makes me... something, anyway
MIKE
I mean, we're all hurtling towards oblivion. May as well do it in style. Sharp suit, posh car. A man could go anywhere...
FADE OUT.

